Bourgie watches Miss Rap Supreme…

Bourgie watched the premiere of VH1’s Miss Rap Supreme. She was tickled and disgusted. 

 

 

First of all, I need to say that I heart VH1. Ever since they gave up that old ass, tired ass, adult contemporary, Michael Bolton and soft rock bullshit and focused on the good stuff… “Celebreality” and pop culture pundits, I’ve been smitten. 

Tonight was the first airing of Miss Rap Supreme, a reality competition featuring female rappers. The show is hosted by MC Serch (of 3rd Bass fame) and Yo-Yo (as in “don’t try to play me out”). 

You need to know that I am NOT too bourgie for mindless television. It’s one of my favorite pastimes, actually. I’m putting MRS on DVD series record, yo. I cannot miss a moment of the hilarity. 

Key moments: Khia (Thug Misses herself) spittin a 16 about women coming up in the rap game and coming up with an extended chorus. Memorable line – “R.E.S.P.E. RESPECK MEEE!”

Byata (lil Russian spitfire from BK) making out with Chiba (one-eyed bandit from Jersey). 

D.A.B. (white chick in perpetual drug recovery) battles Nicky2States (Alabama hood chick still trying to claim NY)

The show is done by the folks over at Ego Trip who are hilarious (see The White Rapper Show, Book of Rap Lists, Big Book of Racism, and Race-O-Rama). It’s modeled after a beauty pageant, which you know I love. This is a perfect time to mention that I was in the top 5 of the Miss Black Pennsylvania Pageant. 

Tune in, yo. You’re not too good.

Check out Khia and Ms. Cherry going at it: http://www.vh1.com/video/play.jhtml?id=1585299&vid=224541

 

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