This actually has nothing to do with Memorial Day. I just wanted to quit bitching and moaning and post something nutso. So here ya go:
Ooh baby I like it rawwwwwwww! Check out this gummy bacon. Why it’s strawberry-flavored, I dunno.
The BACON SUIT! Does the scent wear off after the wash? LAME! The models are hilarious, by the way.