Love Potion #420

I have always been a fan of Fresh products. I’ve used their sugar products and been amazed. I also suggest the milk products. Shout out to my bourgie guy pal who knows all about the Fresh soap. But now… NOW they’ve gone and done it. They’ve combined one of my favorite fragrances, rose, with a fragrance that speaks to a lot of men – weed.

Fresh’s Lev Glazman, mated rose to pot – not pot smoke but the ultrarich, resiny scent of its dried leaves. The resulting perfume is insanely good, essentially perfect on every level: a darkly mesmerizing scent, technically excellent and beautifully structured. Glazman has taken rose, viscerally reinvented it and aimed it at the reptilian brain.” – NYT Magazine

For real, folks, I’m going to spray this shit on and CLEAN UP this summer. Don’t believe me? Have you ever been in a club or other crowded place and thought you smelled marijuana? Just the slightest inkling that there may be weed being smoked in your immediate vicinity causes you to look all around, sniffing and searching for the source. Even if you don’t smoke you want to know where the hell that is coming from.

Now, I’m sure the fragrance doesn’t smell like weed. Most of us try to avoid smelling like marijuana when we go out in public, especially to school or work. People try to cover up the distinct smell of weed with incense, perfume, Febreeze, anything! I imagine this Fresh Cannabis Rose to pick up the positive notes in marijuana. Those undertones that tell you you’re smelling something familiar and, since you don’t immediately know what, causes you to lean in closer for a better whiff.

Apparently, the products contain cannabis seed oil obtained from the seeds of the cannabis sativa plant. This oil is full of fatty acids which are great for the skin.

I can’t wait to buy it. I think it’ll be just what I was looking for in a summer scent. Along with other fragrances, the perfume includes my favorites – italian bergamot and jasmine.

Oh yeah, I’m going to CLEAN UP! HOLLAAAAAAA!!

Thanks to Elle for the heads up!

“… ride within the satiny folds of the vagina cocoon…”

If you want to know what the hell I’m referring to, just click HERE and see. I’ll tell you, though, it’s probably NSFW but it IS hella bizarre!

I’m not even going to write about this one. I’m just going to direct you to the article on Jezebel.

Geez… that thing looks like a sneeze turned inside out.