This chick is the WORST person on television right now. She is the epitome of holier-than-thou hater.
If you don’t already know, meet Sarah Ralston. A 21 yo from Tempe, Arizona and professional asshole.
If she wasn’t bitchy to everyone, I’d think she had a thing against Black men (Greg and Nick). She looks at Nick in her drunken stupor (see below) and yells “Who do you think you are? Charles Barkely?!” Umm… stfu. But then again, she tried to make out with Will when they first got in the house, so nevermind on that point. Anyway, Sarah is the snark ringleader on the show. She usually ropes in siller-than-everyone Kimberly and they both go on their hate rants.
How are Sarah and Kim going to be all heated with Nick because he comes in late with a guest? I mean, I would understand if that was your general policy. But can we flashback to the episode where Sarah was asleep and Kim was in the hot tub sticking her tongue down all of her roommates’ throats? Why wasn’t Kim advocating the whisper in the house policy then? They even ran into Sarah’s room and woke her up! No hissy fit then. She’s so picky and choosy.
Then don’t even get me started about how she calls up her Bible-thumping parents any time she is upset with someone in the house. She called them when she was judging Brianna’s stripping career. She called them when Greg hid her panties. When Nick took pics of her drunk.
Let’s be real, yall… how many of you have pictures on your MySpace/Facebook/Camera phone/hard drive of one of your friends being totally wasted? I’m going to bet there’s a lot. I suspect that she recognized her hypocrisy: can’t pretend to be better than everyone and super Christian when you’re trying to screw the cute Black guy in the house and getting knock-down drunk. No, literally falling down and vomiting in the streets. Oh Sarah, you’re such a role model! How funny when she begs Kim to drag her over to the phone so she can drunk dial her pussy boyfriend Ryan. Man, that guy is a pushover. She calls him at God knows what hour in the AM, crying in the fetal position because she had one too many SoCo & Lime shots. That fool is on the line all, “you’re the most beautiful girl in the worrrrrrld.” Kill me know.
To top it off, she’s jealous because she majored in broadcast journalism but sucks at broadcast journalism. Damn. That IS a let down. After getting to do interviews for Movies.com, both Kim and Nick outshone Sarah. Big ups to the cameraman for cutting to Sarah’s face at that point. She looked like Rhianna when Ciara was dropping it on Chris Brown at the BET Awards ’08! After she failed there, she decided that Movies.com was wack. She’s used to doing “real journalism”. How convenient.
So Sarah, please take the stick out of your ass.