National Watermelon Day

Friends, family, brethren and sistren,
Today is a day to rejoice. You can eat watermelon with reckless abandon until your shirt is soaked with sweet red juice …and in front of white people too! If they look at you funny, just take a moment to spit out your seeds and inform them that no, this is not a throwback to porchmonkies and pickaninnies. Today is National Watermelon Day. You’re just doing what good Americans do – celebrate national holidays. Party on.

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  1. Awe man I missed national watermelon day. I could have eaten watermelon without feeling like your stereotypical person but oh well, its Wednesday and I have a big juicy piece of watermelon waiting for me to devour it at lunch time–here’s to every day being watermelon day :)

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