Daily Archives: Oct. 16th, 08

Why you wanna go and do that Love, huh?

I don’t want to spoil this for you so you’ll get my comments after the jump. Just watch. I know it’s a bit slow to start, but I think it’s worth the buildup.

Catch your breath and click for my take


Filed under Funny like "haha", Swiped, What kind of fuckery?


Swiped from The Frisky, I bring you the absolute truth:

if by cute you mean vomit inducing

if by "cute" you mean "vomit inducing"

Five Signs You’re Dating Someone Emotionally Stupid

1. They’re Oblivious: “Whaaaat?” is their mantra. Anything you say surprises them. That shirt needs to be ironed. Whaaaat? You never take out the trash. Whaaaat? I never really like a finger in my butt. Whaaaat?
2. They’re Passive Aggressive: Whether or not you vocalize a defense, it all just sounds like not-so-cleverly disguised digs at you. You’re curvier than my last girlfriend.
3. Talking Isn’t Their “Thing”: You’re upset, you want to discuss something.  They’re just avoiding having the conversation. You can barely even get them to admit to things they do. You can’t even pick a fight.  You might as well be talking to yourself. Starting to sound familiar?
4. Neither Are Whole Sentences: They communicate like they’re texting you, even if it’s face-to-face or on the phone. The question can be existential, but their answer is always one word—yah, nah, or okay.  But it’s not okay! It’s boring, and worse yet, immature!
5. But Sex Is!: So, emotional idiots are not conversation starters, but there sure is one thing they have on their mind—S-E-X. It’s their go-to solution for any problem. When their comfort zone is broken with chitchat, they try to overcompensate by getting in your pants. Truth be told, you feel the strongest connection to them while you’re doin’ it.

Not like this is information I didn’t already have – you can spot these Tin Men fairly easily. Well, after you come out from behind the cloud of lust/like/love or whatever you’re feeling.
Word is bond, I’d vote for a McCain-Palin ticket if they could figure out how to help the “special needs” patients known as emotionally retarded men. Lord knows they need it.

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Take the internet away from your parents

This happens to everyone, I’m sure: Your parents (or God forbid, your grandparents) and probably an aunt or two send you ridiculous email forwards. Emails with prayers. Emails about people trying to scam you. Recently, emails about the election.

My father used to only send me emails once in a while to share pictures of my sister. Now, I guess he’s got more time on his hands. Two weeks ago, he must have discovered YouTube because he sent me THREE Guy videos. Why? Ask him. Today, he sent me a “poem” “written” by “Maya Angelou”. I put all that in quotations because I find it hard to believe that Maya Angelou wrote a piece about haters. I could be wrong though. Maya ain’t been right in the head for a minute. Either way, I implore you to PLEASE TAKE THEIR INTERNET AWAY!

Hater/ By Maya Angelou

A hater is someone who is jealous and envious and spends all their time trying to make you look small so they can look tall.
They are very negative people to say the least.  Nothing is ever good enough!
When you make your mark, you will always attract some haters…
That’s why you have to be careful with whom you share your blessings and your dreams, because some folk can’t handle seeing you blessed…
It’s dangerous to be like somebody else… If God wanted you to be like somebody else,  He would have given you what He gave them!  Right?
You never know what people have gone through to get what they have…
The problem I have with haters is that they see my glory,  but they don’t know my story…
If the grass  looks  greener on the other side of the fence,  you can rest assured that the water bill is higher there too!
We’ve all got some haters among us!
Some people envy you because you can:
a) Have a relationship with God
b) Light up a room when you walk in
c) Start your own business
d) Tell a man / woman to hit the curb
(if he / she isn’t about the right thing)
e) Raise your children without both parents being
in the home
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Filed under Now I'm pissed, Routine Ramblings