Halloween

I love Halloween. It’s gotta be my top 3 favorite holidays. Top 2. Only comes behind X-mas because people don’t buy you stuff for Halloween. HOWEVER, it’s totally impermissible to dress as a zombie slut on Christ’s birthday. So kudos to Halloween for doing away with all those pesky rules.

I hope you participate and don a costume, whether homemade or store-bought. Don’t be a dickbag. Be safe. Have fun. Get wasted. Eat candy.
I might share a pic or two of my night… if they’re decent.

And if you’re in Philly, go to the parade for the World Series Champs – The Philadelphia Phillies at 12pm!