Yes! I LOVE Election Day now! It’s like Halloween again. First, Starbucks is giving up free Tall coffees.
Now I see that Ben & Jerry’s is giving out a FREE scoop of ice cream from 5-8pm! OMG!!
Krispy Kreme is turning on the “HOT” sign and giving voters star-shaped donuts! You gotta have an “I Voted” sticker, though. GEEZ, where are the Kispy Kreme’s in Philly!?!!!
And if that’s not enough, adult toy store Babeland is giving out free bullets and sleeves (click the links if you don’t know what those are, prude!) to folks who bring in their voter registration card, ballot stub or “word of honor” on Nov. 4th. Unfortunately, you have to walk in to their NYC or Seattle store to get served (pun intended). Yo NYC! Who wants to get me a bullet?!?!!!!!!
So tomorrow we get our caffeine fix (free coffee), get our sweet tooth satisfied (free donuts and ice cream), get our sweet spots satisfied (free sex toys), AND a new president.
AMERICA, Fuck Yeah!
* I also heard that an “I Voted” sticker will get you a FREE Chik-Fil-A Sandwich too, but I can’t find a link to verify.