More FREE stuff Tomorrow!!

Yes! I LOVE Election Day now! It’s like Halloween again. First, Starbucks is giving up free Tall coffees.

Now I see that Ben & Jerry’s is giving out a FREE scoop of ice cream from 5-8pm! OMG!!

Krispy Kreme is turning on the “HOT” sign and giving voters star-shaped donuts! You gotta have an “I Voted” sticker, though. GEEZ, where are the Kispy Kreme’s in Philly!?!!!

And if that’s not enough, adult toy store Babeland is giving out free bullets and sleeves (click the links if you don’t know what those are, prude!) to folks who bring in their voter registration card, ballot stub or “word of honor” on Nov. 4th. Unfortunately, you have to walk in to their NYC or Seattle store to get served (pun intended). Yo NYC! Who wants to get me a bullet?!?!!!!!!

So tomorrow we get our caffeine fix (free coffee), get our sweet tooth satisfied (free donuts and ice cream), get our sweet spots satisfied (free sex toys), AND a new president.

AMERICA, Fuck Yeah!

* I also heard that an “I Voted” sticker will get you a FREE Chik-Fil-A Sandwich too, but I can’t find a link to verify.


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5 responses to “More FREE stuff Tomorrow!!

  1. shelly

    dammit! what if you had an absentee ballot and don’t have a sticker? no fair!

  2. I think Krispy Kreme closed up shop in PA for good last year, but don’t quote me on it. (It’s the last thing Philly needs, anyway…)

    And I think I’m gonna pass on the sleeve.
    Change I can believe in also covers self-gratification changing into assisted gratification.

  3. @ Shelly: You can still get the coffee and ice cream with your “word of honor”!

  4. Holly GoLightly

    Yep Chick-fil-A is giving out chicken sandwiches!

  5. Merri Lee

    Hmm, I may just go to the Seattle Babeland (they probably sold out at 9:01)

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