Thank you for keeping your Americanized Chinese takeout restaurants open AND delivering on Christmas. You have provided many a Christmas dinner for folks like me.
Since it is a holiday, I expect you to put TWO fortune cookies in my bag. I hope that I won’t be disappointed.
Very Truly Yours,
Order #56
And although it’s terribly offensive (apologies), who doesn’t remember this apropos scene from A Christmas Story?
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