Thank you for keeping your Americanized Chinese takeout restaurants open AND delivering on Christmas. You have provided many a Christmas dinner for folks like me.
Since it is a holiday, I expect you to put TWO fortune cookies in my bag. I hope that I won’t be disappointed.
Very Truly Yours,
Order #56
And although it’s terribly offensive (apologies), who doesn’t remember this apropos scene from A Christmas Story?
bourgie, interrupted 
I don’t even like Chinese food, but the pizza places we normally order from were closed, so I agreed to eat whatever my friends ordered, and I was never happier to find that they were still open.
I rather enjoy that scene from A Christmas Story, lol… And, I probably should have stayed home and ordered Chinese (or cooked) my damn self.
I loooooooooooooove this video!!!!!